she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
