i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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