when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just found puke in my bra..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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