After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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