butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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