don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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