i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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