Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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