But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
