So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he thought i was a dude.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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