Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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