oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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