I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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