i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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