I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Randomize
