Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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