...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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