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Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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