We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Randomize