hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Randomize