If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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