Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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