so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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