Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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