i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
