you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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