so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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