I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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