Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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