When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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