If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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