I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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