we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
And then he peed in my hair
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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