shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The adults are the big ones right?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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