she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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