yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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