i will never coherently bang her
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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