Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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