Your tits are I can't wait for
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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