i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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