I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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