I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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