Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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