I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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