You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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