she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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