she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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