I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I intend to get homeless drunk
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
