dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
