i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
