ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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