my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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