Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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