Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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