Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
