I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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